A Little Sexist Humor

But before I get to the joke, I'd like to thank Flip Flop Mamma for inspiring yesterday's Random Musings post. She has a "100 Things About the Flip Flop Mamma" on her blog. I read it awhile ago and when I sat down to do my own shortened version (I could only come up w/ 50), I forgot where I initially saw it. Check hers out - it's great.

On to the silly joke. Uncle Harold emailed it to me and since I've run off the one or two guys who ever checked out my blog (perhaps it was the birth stories), I don't have to worry about offending their sensibilities. ;-)

The Subject: Apples & Wine

"Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the
apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at
the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're
amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the
one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and
it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into
something acceptable to have dinner with."